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Re: The Velvet Underground Jokes thread

Posted: 29 Dec 2015 18:49
by iaredatsun
threechordwonder wrote:Season's greetings to all you hipsters and jokesters everywhere.

Me, I never liked Christmas, but I always dug Yule.
Superb. This is just the kind of thing we need for The Velvet Underground Book of Jokes.

Re: The Velvet Underground Jokes thread

Posted: 29 Dec 2015 23:07
by threechordwonder
Sorry this one is a day or two late ...

A very Happy Max's to all Velvet fans.

Oh lord. It might take a moment but it's worth it.

Re: The Velvet Underground Jokes thread

Posted: 30 Dec 2016 20:40
by threechordwonder
From a different thread altogether ...
gazatthebop wrote:Cale has asked Moe to join him in Liverpool for the 50th anniversary show. She's turned Cale's offer down
schnittstelle wrote:Wow! Did she give any explanation why?
Q. Why did Moe turn down John's invite to play the anniversary concert?

A. She was all tuckered out.

Re: The Velvet Underground Jokes thread

Posted: 31 Dec 2016 20:05
by hkmartin
She just wasn't feeling moe-tivated

Re: The Velvet Underground Jokes thread

Posted: 08 Dec 2018 13:28
by threechordwonder
Christmas approaches again and here in the UK people will buy bottles of exotic beverage they won't touch at other times of the year. However, everyone forgets that Amarula Cream was Leonard Cohen's very favourite drink. Imagine the scene:

Leonard's friend: "What would you like to drink Leonard?"

Cohen: "Amarula ... amarula ... amarula ... amaru-ooo-ooo-ooo-ooo-ooo-la".


(If you don't get it, sing it, like Jeff Buckley or Alexandra Burke or Pentatonix or anyone else who copied it from Cale).

Re: The Velvet Underground Jokes thread

Posted: 08 Dec 2018 20:12
by MJG196
threechordwonder wrote:
08 Dec 2018 13:28
Christmas approaches again and here in the UK people will buy bottles of exotic beverage they won't touch at other times of the year. However, everyone forgets that Amarula Cream was Leonard Cohen's very favourite drink. Imagine the scene:

Leonard's friend: "What would you like to drink Leonard?"

Cohen: "Amarula ... amarula ... amarula ... amaru-ooo-ooo-ooo-ooo-ooo-la".


(If you don't get it, sing it, like Jeff Buckley or Alexandra Burke or Pentatonix or anyone else who copied it from Cale).
:shock:

Re: The Velvet Underground Jokes thread

Posted: 11 May 2020 19:27
by threechordwonder
When Nico parted company with the Velvets, the boys assumed all the vocals. John sang with a sonorous tenor, but Lou's voice was reedy.