The Velvet Forum

1. Anyone here a fan of 'Little Britain'? For those outside the UK, it's a comedy show featuring very mad British characters in their 'natural' setting somewhere in Britain. Anyway, two regular character in the show are Lou & Andy. And guess who they're named after? Yep, you're right!

2. The VU&N has made only its 2nd appearance on the UK album charts this week. Thanks to being made available for around ?4 in a HMV sale, it crawls in at #73. The last time it appeared was after the deluxe edition was released a few years back where it made the dizzying heights of #55!!

.....Hi, I am former Olympic Medalist Denver Mills and I was supposed to be here about an hour ago to give a speech, but I was delayed by a fat little pregnant teenager who fell down in front of my car. I tried to see if she was ok, but she talked so fast I couldn't understand anything she said except something about " Shelly's being a bitch, and she french kissed the teacher, and she brought her dog for show-n-tell and the dog pooped on the floor, and the teacher told Tommy to pick up the poop, and he wouldn't and Shelly is a slag anyway, and oh! and uhh? Hey Mister, can I have 5 GPB, and a fag, and a lift down to the teen crisis center?" so that's why I'm late........ It is GREAT to be in Little Britian! By the way, the other person with her when she fell claimed to be the "only gay in the town!"

.....are you alright?

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.....are you alright?

......Yes, I was just replying to the previous post about "Little Britian" I love that show and I saw about 5 episodes all last night on BBC America. linger on...........