Lou's Gone Commercial

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Lou's Gone Commercial

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Hey man, what's your style
How you get your Kix for living
Hey man, what's your style
How you get your adrenalin flowing now
How you get your adrenalin flowing
Hey man, what's your style
I love the way, try to call now
Hey man, what's your style
I ain't jealous of the way you're living
I ain't jealous of the way you're living
When you cut that dude with just a little mania
You did it so .. ah
When the blood comma' down his neck
Don't you know it was better than sex, now, now, now
It was way better than getting mean
'Cause it was the final thing to do, now
Get somebody to come on to you
And then you just get somebody to ..
To now, now, come on to you
And then you kill them
You kill them, now, now, cause I need Kix ...
I'm getting bored, I n-n-n-need now, now some Kix
Oh, give it, give it, give it to me now, Kix
You know, I love the way you drive your car now
Hey man, what's your style
I ain't jealous of the way you're living
Ain't jealous of the way you're living
When your slayed that cat that night
You did it so crudely, now
With that blood coming down his chest
It was way better than sex, now, now
It was way better than getting mean
It was the final thing to do
Get somebody to came, come on to you, then
Get somebody to come on to you
Better kill them now
Better kill him now, now
Yeah, kill him now, now
Kill him now, now
'Cause I need Kix
Yeah, n-n-n-n-n-n-n-need some Kix
N-n-n-n-n-n-n-n-need some Kix
Oh come on, give me Kix
Kix, Kix ...


my bad..... :oops:
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Post by GroovyMusic »

^ What were you on when you got the idea to post this (I'm assuming you sobered up and went back and edited your post)?
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Post by Mike V.U. »

nah, i had kix this morning for breakfast and i listened to coney island baby last night so i started riffing on "kicks" while looking at the box like it were an audience and i thought it was frickin funny for some reason and almost blasted a kix out my nose, so i thought i'd share.

just a bad bad joke i thought was hilarious. i just thought, man, what if lou were to actually sing this for a breakfast cereal commercial...really makes you wanna grab a spoon don't it! :lol:
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Mike V.U. wrote:nah, i had kix this morning for breakfast and i listened to coney island baby last night so i started riffing on "kicks" while looking at the box like it were an audience and i thought it was frickin funny for some reason and almost blasted a kix out my nose, so i thought i'd share.

just a bad bad joke i thought was hilarious. i just thought, man, what if lou were to actually sing this for a breakfast cereal commercial...really makes you wanna grab a spoon don't it! :lol:
I feel ya on the corny humor!
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Hey Mike V.U., how come you're a guest now?
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Post by Joe »

Reminds me of that "Mary Queen of Scots" thread....
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Candy Velvet wrote:Hey Mike V.U., how come you're a guest now?
being treated like a guest is nice. i feel so welcome and at ease!
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Post by Mike V.U. »

ahhhh, that was me btw. oh no, now look. lou is selling joysticks? huh?

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The first bite of the apple made Eve smart
the second bite taught her how to break men's hearts
The third bite taught her how to strut her stuff
but she never got to the fourth bite
that says "Enough is enough"

Enough is enough, baby, I've had enough of you
you can keep your dresses, you can keep your jewels
You can keep the color TV, those soaps just make me sick
all I'm asking you leave me is my little red joystick

My red joystick, my red joystick
all I'm asking you leave me is my little red joystick
My red joystick, my red joystick
all I'm asking you leave me is my little red joystick

Eve kissed Able, that's how he got murdered by Cain
Abraham gave up his son, to keep his wife away
And even the Lord Almighty
speaking from the trenches to the pits
spoke for all of mankind, when he said

Take the Porsche, take the kids
take the stocks, baby, take the rugs
Take those roses from my poor heart wilting
but, please, please, hey, please, leave me my red joystick

Leave me my red joystick, leave me my red joystick
Leave me my red joystick

Eve drank apple cider, Eve brewed good apple wine
Eve cooked up stewed apples, knew how to have a good time
She came into the bedroom, raised her skirts up high
she said, "If a little knowledge is a dangerous thing, baby
give me a piece before I die"

Hey, Eve take a bite of my apple
I know you think you're pretty slick
the one thing I ask you to leave me is my red joystick

My red joystick, ooohhh, my red joystick
all I'm asking you leave me is my little red joystick
My red joystick, baby, my red joystick
all I'm asking you leave me is my little red joystick

My red joystick
hey ..., my red joystick
Ooohhh, red joystick
please, leave me my red joystick
... red joystick
please, leave me my red joystick
My red joystick
...
(My red joystick, my red joystick)
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