hey chill out... I wasn't being any more serious than you... No need to dissect my post.Changeling wrote:...well there goes ending the thread with the Hellen Keller jokes...
Hey man, not everything fits into your nicely little labeled boxes!Stephen Says wrote:Not to interrupt, but do you two realize you're comparing a SHORT STORY to a FOLK SONG?
They are both songs and got matched up in the poll,Looks like a lot
of people thought differently on which song was better.
I never heard anyone call the gift a FOLK SONG before!
Which of the two did you vote for?
Stephen Says wrote:Here's a tough question... Which one is sexier??
Not tough for me, definatly sticking with you.Unless, you are into bondage in boxes and snuff.Which despite the rumors, I am not into (that much)
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Why does Helen Keller masturbate with one hand?sars wrote:HEY !! there will will be no thinking outside the box!I wouldn't call either of them sexy. The Gift is too cerebral - all that talking is a distration, and Sticking with You is too goofy. I suppose you could turn the spoken word part off of the Gift and just go with the music, it's got a pounding rhythm - you could just go with it, I guess. To answer your question, is sticking with you or the gift sexier, the answer would be Venus in Furs.
Although, i do agree Venus in Furs would win the sexiest VU song hands down and the best VU song to have sex to also.
she needs the other to moan with.
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LMAO!!sars wrote:I repeated that joke to my boyfriend and he said "Who's Helen Keller?" Time to start keeping smarter company.
Apparently there's whole websites out there devoted to Helen Keller jokes. Who knew?
ya know ... I almost started to do blonde jokes and replace the blonde with your boyfriend.
So I take it the joke fell really flat?
Oh, I believe there are websites out there for everything!
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very strange.... that's the very line I was thinking about as I chose it for sexier.
So.... Sars boyfriend and a blond are out hunting.
They start argueing over what kind of animal the tracks that they are following are from.
...and they were still arguing when the train hit them.
So.... Sars boyfriend and a blond are out hunting.
They start argueing over what kind of animal the tracks that they are following are from.
...and they were still arguing when the train hit them.
"Aw, You shouldn't do that. Don't you know you'll stain the carpet?"
Great minds think alike, then. And great joke! Hahaaa!
How about:
A blond was driving down a road when she saw a girl skipping rope. She got out of the car and heard the girl say "twenty three, twenty three, twenty three..." and the blond sais "no, that's not how you do it. do you want me to show you how?" and the girl says "sure" so the blond takes the rope and starts skipping and saying "one, two, three.." until a car comes speeding in and runs her over. the girl walks over to the blond, takes the rope out of her hand and starts skipping again while saying "twenty four, twently four, twenty four..."
How about:
A blond was driving down a road when she saw a girl skipping rope. She got out of the car and heard the girl say "twenty three, twenty three, twenty three..." and the blond sais "no, that's not how you do it. do you want me to show you how?" and the girl says "sure" so the blond takes the rope and starts skipping and saying "one, two, three.." until a car comes speeding in and runs her over. the girl walks over to the blond, takes the rope out of her hand and starts skipping again while saying "twenty four, twently four, twenty four..."
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